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It is you see difficult to stay connected with old friends that is why I once created this website where you could find and meet your old friends I was in a good mood that day and since it hardly took me an hour to create it so I gave it to this young boy try as I may I can t recall his name Mark something he was pissed off after his GF broke with him I can t recall his last name zuck berger bugAnyway I wouldn t have mentioned it if this same website was not used by some of my enemies to exaggerate my little powers and thus ridicule them If there is one thing I can t tolerate it is deviation even slightest deviation from truth One of them said that I once lifted an anaconda to save a child with a single hand to save a child in its grip and threw the beast away It is such a stupid lie How can people believe that I could barely lift the animal with both my handsAnyway it spoiled my mood and I happened to be presiding this interplanetary conference that day When representatives of Pluto they are yellow orange color medium sized short haired dogs with black ears having particular love for rats were five minutes late I confess my anger was unjust but what happened is what happened and now Pluto is no longer a planetI could have cooled down but for a while the ueen of England she knows me from when I sold a lock of my hair to end the last economic depression was pestering me over which president should her people chose next People just can t understand that I have important things to do In frustration I told her to just go for the last one again I think she did I have no time to follow the news in all my universe saving endeavors Just last week my good friend Doctor Who I once mended his toy machine TARDIS visited me to ask my help in saving a planet in a galaxy name of which can t be pronounced in Earth s atmosphereAll this work makes one moody Even now I was planning to give a speech which would have ended all the evil in the world and make Earth a heaven but I have changed my plan since my pizza was no good I m tired of you lesser mortals and my date Jennifer Aniston is late She says she is twenty two but I highly doubt that Women often hide their age around me Anyway she was a big letdown after Marilyn Monroe and Venus And don t even ask me about Helen Ah those were the days specially when Greeks fought with Troy believing she ran away with Paris PART 2 I have discovered that a lot of people are taking what I have said as mere tall tales when in fact if ever I was guilty of lying then it was because I couldn t do away with my habit of modesty For example this once back in very old days it was just a week before I handed those commandments to Moses I participated in this village wide game we were playing where you have to throw rocks and person whose rocks hits the ground furthest would win May be I just happened to pick up too big a rock but I lost the game Now tell me would I be a tall tale teller when I say I was a distant last in among hundreds of players My throw was in fact so terrible that rock never landed it just stayed out there in sky people call it moon Funny name isn t it for a rockOnce I was on this moon I often go there in search of solitude when what I see is this vehicle lands near me and a man comes out of it in a clownish white silver dress and starts saying some stupid things like big step small step I really didn t get it He was still rambling when he saw me his face turned red Aa You kids I said watching him stop And your little games Cute When they realized the truth they started begging me to let them have the credit for being the first to be on moon I let them I was too modest to claim any credit for myself I heard they had to destroy all those photographs taken there to keep the secretAnyway I m not much for publicity This once upon a time I was sleeping at an airport when this aeroplane suddenly got some technical problem in landing People began panicking which is all you mortals seem good for and there was a lot of noise it waked me up I was obviously angry at being woken up in this manner and just to shut them up I stretched my arm to take hold of aeroplane and put it on ground My arm hurt for weeks after that Someone not believing the evidence of his eyes shouted but it is humanly impossible Yes I said not knowing what he meant What is your pointYet you won t see any account of this event in any of newspapers because I took special pains to make sure it won t get publihed Although censoring this news from newspapers was way too easier than censoring this photo of mine with that guy who happened to be at airport Personally I m not much about being photographed but he I think I can recall his name Yes Robert Downey Jr he kept on insistingYet another reason I won t come out is because I m just too lazy Last time your humble narrator felt like actually doing something was a long way back It was so dark out in those days that I had to began by calling for light Let there be light and so it went as I worked for six days straight I signed my creations with pseudonyms like God in those days but then I thought that I really do not want image of a hard working person specially someone who won t even take Saturdays off it doesn t suit me Also my work from last day was terrible one man although I perfected it later in second attempt And so I spread a rumor that it all started with a Big Bang Yet another cover up was the evidence of evolution fake dinosaur homes that I planted all over the planet It all went well Giant lizards Really people will believe anythingI think it is just me people find it difficult to believe maybe I just give the wrong kind of waves If someone else was to say those things you would believe him or her I won t know why For example I once wrote this document about the workings of the creation I just talked about I remember I was with an Egyption ueen that time Another name I can t recall I have such a bad memory for names anyway I used to call her Leo She was some woman she cheated on three different guys with me her brother Ceasor and Anthony Every time I went to her she would be with a different man I gifted her this lovely cross breed pet she used to call it Sphinix but I m diverting my point being it was while coming back to present that I thought that this document would be useless because people never believe whatever I say and so I threw it away Some one seems to have found it Isaac was it Now while no one believes anything I say everybody believed him when he said that he got all this from falling of an applePart 3I see people still seems to be thinking that I just tell tall tales Now if you visited my town you would have known the fame I have for my honesty they swear on it if they want to praise someone s honesty they will say he is as honest as our great lord Manchurian since that the title they use for me or if they want to assert truthiness of something they will say believe it as if our great lord M has said it The Roman people were even better they named a whole month after me of course it later deteriorated from Munch to March but hey it is the gesture that counts And of course Johnny Depp whom I was just talking with could have told you but he is won t be seen with me He says he feels eclipsed by my presenceI responded if it is any consolation DiCaprio feels the sameOf course sometimes one have to lie I mean if kids comes to me and say how much they like Arybhatta for inventing Zero or Vinci for his paintings or Mozart for music he created I can t help nodding while trying hard to suppress my smile We can t take away children s heroes can we Still I don t like people who will take credit for work done by others Edison was at least honest enough to never actively claim undue honor He always talked about discovering 10000 ways that won t work he never said anything about discovering that single way that did work did he Ever wondered whyYa You are rightOther people though aren t as honest Even now I have just received a phone call they were from committee deciding who gets from Nobel prize for Economics Of course like every year I told them to find someone else and tell the committees for Physics Chemistry and Physiology to do the same It has become a habit with them every year they are pestering me with phone calls I tell you it gets on one s nerves I have often changed my number but they always get it from CERN where I happened to be the president The peace prize ones are the worst of lot given my peaceful attitude there is no stopping them that is why I didn t tell the economics guys to tryAnd what about Literature you ask The thing is I no longer write anything I wrote this long collection of stage plays this once I lost them all during my visit to a theatre on ueen Elizabeth s invitation If I m right and I m hardly ever not it was my horse man William something who stole itEver since I have lost the taste of it And to be honest I judge people who will do nothing but read all day I mean how lame is that Get a lifeYou know what else I don t like People pretending to be cleverer than they are Just last week I was visited by this Baker street kid who thinks he is a detective and his Doctor friend uickly the former launched into that case he need my help for there is this murder he was saying there are no clues no motives nothing peculiar Sherry Sherry Sherry I interrupted his monologue shaking my head once for every Sherry The younger sister is the murderer You can dig in the garden in the right hand side of her neighbor s backyard for the knife with her fingerprints on it He and his friend were shocked for some reason After taking his time to swallow his pride he asked How do you know It is not even in newspapers These kids I tell you Oh It is obvious Listen Sherry and try to understand and you Hamish I said looking at his friend You just listen Okay In the beginning there was word And Sherry said somehow not finding the explanation sufficient and all the rest follows Can the chain of reasoning be obvious Well it wasn t for those two so I had to explain them in detail Of course I won t insult your cleverness by going into explanationsI have always found these geniuses to be irritating than others This another kid supposed to be a genius kept irritating me about his observations and about how he was sure that energy was somehow a curtain or something over matter or something until I lost my temperament and had to interrupt him telling Not so clever Einstein e euals m c suare I tell you it is difficult to be a genius in a world of mediocre people fortunately though most of you will never know this feeling There was actually this one time I lost my temperament and decided to destroy the whole planet Start the whole thing all over again you know Of course in all my kindness I wanted to give humanity a chance to mend their ways And so what I do is bring a couple of really big asteroids put them in ocean put some people 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SUMMARY Wunderbare Reisen zu Wasser und Lande Feldzüge und lustige Abenteuer des Freiherrn von Münchhausen

Wunderbare Reisen zu Wasser und Lande Feldzüge und lustige Abenteuer des Freiherrn von Münchhausen

?? რუდოლფ ერიხ რასპემ შეკრიბა და წიგნად გამოსცა ეს წიგნი დროთა განმავლობაში საბავშვო კლასიკად იქცა ბარონი მიუნჰაუზენი ბავშვების საყვარელი გმირი გახდა და აგერ უკვე მერამდენე თაობას აკვირვებს და ამხიარულებს თავისი არაჩვეულებრივი თავგადასავლებით. We all know the type he is an expert in everything experienced the most extraordinary things and goes on bragging aboutbit A classic that is than 200 years old still the same people around It is a nice uick read interesting for what he wrote about than for the excellence of the literary style but it is one to read and reread on a rainy spring day Building Organizational Intelligence people around It is a nice uick read interesting for what he wrote about than for the excellence of the literary style but it is one to read and reread on a rainy spring day

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ვინ არ იცნობს ბარონ მიუნჰაუზენს და მის საოცარ თავგადასავლებს სამფეხა ადამიანებთანაც უცხოვრია და ყველის კუნძულზეც უსეირნია; ირემიც უნახავს თავზე ხე რომ ამოუვიდა და ორჯერ მთვარეზეც უმოგზაურია სად აღარ ყოფილა რა ფათერაკი არ გადახდენია თავს მაგრამ. Everybody knows that to lie is bad But Baron Munchausen used to lie with such virtuosity that his lying achieved the state of art uality and he is highly respected for this art all over the world One evening I missed a bee and soon observed that two bears had fallen upon her to tear her to pieces for the honey she carried I had nothing like an offensive weapon in my hands but the silver hatchet which is the badge of the Sultan s gardeners and farmers I threw it at the robbers with an intention to frighten them away and set the poor bee at liberty but by an unlucky turn of my arm it flew upwards and continued rising till it reached the moon How should I recover it How fetch it down again I recollected that Turkey beans grow very uick and run up to an astonishing height I planted one immediately it grew and actually fastened itself to one of the moon s horns I guess Baron had one bee too many in his bonnet The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen is capable to arrest attention eually of children and grownups and may be greatly enjoyed by both We looked round and now found the reason why the postillion had not been able to sound his horn his tunes were frozen up in the horn and came out now by thawing plain enough and much to the credit of the driver so that the honest fellow entertained us for some time with a variety of tunes without putting his mouth to the horn The tale of the frozen music is one of my favouriteBooks are the sort of frozen music as well We open them and the music of words thaws


10 thoughts on “Wunderbare Reisen zu Wasser und Lande Feldzüge und lustige Abenteuer des Freiherrn von Münchhausen

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    Everybody knows that to lie is bad But Baron Munchausen used to lie with such virtuosity that his lying achieved the state of art uality and he is highly respected for this art all over the world“One evening I missed a bee and soon observed that two bears had fallen upon her to tear her to pieces for the honey she carried I had nothing like an offensive weapon in my hands but the silver hatchet which is the badge of t

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    A True StoryI went out this morning for a hike and also to search for new books in the forest At this time of year the book beeches

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    “ When we had reached within two days’ journey of the ship we observed three men hanging to a tall tree by their heel; upon inuir

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    After few slower books it was nice to read something uick and just lose myself in the story This book was perfect for that I really enjoyed reading it I think the reason why I enjoyed reading it this much was because of the humor The humor in this book was right up my alley Great short book that I'm sure I'll re read again

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    I was shopping along North Michigan Avenue when I saw a man in a stylish hat about to get struck to death by one of the city's infamous taxi cabs I dashed and pulled him out the way falling myself on the curb I lo

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    It is you see difficult to stay connected with old friends that is why I once created this website where you could find and meet your

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    If only Salvador Dalí could have illustrated this book Or Jack Kirby Makes Alice in Wonderland seem very 'normal'

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    We all know the type he is an expert in everything experienced the most extraordinary things and goes on bragging

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    I'm actually reading an antiue copy I found at the library book sale last year not the Dover edition It's slow going because the humor is rather brutal lots of hunting and killing and maiming not my cup of tea Interesting artifact of an old style of tale telling though lots of very short outrageous talesI see the humor but I don't enjoy it very much It's one of those things I'm plowing through because I think

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